
Today's Marketing Cookie
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by Myles Bristowe
Every morning, Myles writes a marketing blog inspired by the message hidden inside other people's fortune cookies – no matter what it says.
Hurry Up and Grow!
It is better to have beans and bacon in peace than cakes and ale in fear.
I Don't Know.
Magnanimity will bring you universal respect.
Discover how a simple admission of "I don't know" during a pivotal moment can outshine the grandest pontifications and forge a path to genuine trust and respect. Join me as I unravel whether a newfound vocabulary or steadfast honesty will be the key to winning over the universe—or at the very least, making my Mom proud.
Grab The Last Lettuce Wrap
He who grabs the last lettuce wrap is the least hungry.
Share your fortune.
Do you have a good fortune to share?
Snap a photo, upload it, and add some info about yourself so Myles can feature you.
Send your extra fortunes!
Every morning, Myles writes the Marketing Cookies based on the fortunes you've sent him in the order they are received with two exceptions:
1. Fortunes from new cookie fans always jump to the front of the schedule.
2. On Sundays, Myles looks through all the extra fortunes that cookie fans have sent in and he chooses whichever one that inspires him.
Meet Today's Marketing Cookie Fans
Meet the people from all over the world who sent Myles a photo of the message inside their fortune cookies.
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